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It seems that every day we get a new series of provocative photos of the skimpily dressed Miley Cyrus. lindsay lohan breastsAnd most recently our 15-year old Billion Dollar Girl staged her own personal Playboy Jr. shoot for boyfriend Nick Jonas has surfaced online, thanks to a hacker who claims he got a hold of everything on Miley’s iPhone.

(uncomfortable) joy of seeing her photographed at 14 wearing nothing more than a wet shirt and posed in a very pornographic manner. And judging by Miley’s posing style, stances, and familiar Blow A Kiss act, this is not a matter of kids growin’ up so fast these days. If you’re looking to point fingers, look no further than original self-produced porn star Lindsay Lohan.

Before she had even turned 15, Miley’s child-like antics were immortalized in October 2007 by “Trainreq”, an enterprising computer hacker who posted two photos of Miley that were taken with her iPhone. Adding an exclamation point to this latest Cyrus Photo Scandal is the hacker’s claim that he has “worse pictures” than these. So where oh where could such an underage girl get the inspiration for “artfully” done point-and-zoom collections? Oh, that’s right!

Lindsay has been doing the grainy amateur photo thing for years. Even an occasion as non-momentous as Jeremy Piven’s birthday serves as an excellent excuse to put on her best nude-hued bikini and imitate a call girl. So for those of you out there embarrassingly salivating at Miley and her prematurely dirty mind, So please give a big round of applause to Lindsay Lohan and her yummy luscious assets, without which little girls around the world wouldn’t even know how to twist their pout into “sex kitten” mode.